If the Jews, Christians or Muslims are right, I am most definitely going to hell.
Personally, if any religion is right, I’m hoping one of the religions with a pantheon are right. Their afterlives sound awesome.
Anonymous asked: what do you think about girls with make-up, depending on how much they wear (or don't wear at all.)
If a women feels like wearing make up, what business is it of mine?
I don’t see women telling me how to grow a beard, why the fuck should I tell them how to handle their face?
So, one of my guys just wrote this about me…
"There are times of year when you can’t help but feel awed by those around you. Today. The day of American Thanksgiving is it for me. My wife being that person. Watching her as dawn wains, is akin to seeing the Ottoman file and rank before the siege of Constantinople. It will get done, it will be gruesome, there will be tragedies on both sides but the outcome is the same. Covered in the debris of her enemies my wife will stand triumphant over the corpse of her foe (and several side dishes). Whatever they did in a past life could be nothing short of the Original Sin, to have suffered such a fate at her hands in this life.
There is a palpable sense of oncoming warfare in the house. A radiating sensation emanating from the kitchen. As if some great battle is about to take place, and blood will be spilled willingly on holy ground. This is less a meal to her and a right of passage she endures each year.
On this day I have learned that no fire burns hotter, or blade cuts more precise and deeper then those wielded by the matriarch of this household.”